Moose

Hello Things That Exist readers. It's been almost four months since the last post. I am not dead!

Here is Moose, my new little brother. My parents adopted him about two weeks ago. He looked like this:



Now he's a little bigger. He's sitting on the ottoman right now as pictured. I played the above video and heard our mom's voice and then gave me a look like "WOAH. What. Just. Happened?" Internet, little guy. Internet.